Q: How do you view sex in the 90's?
A: Smelly. I also like dogs.
Q: What's your worst fear?
A: Waking up with a bigger wee
wee than I already do.
Q: What are your future goals?
A: To find a fertile woman with big
boobies to have 12 children who then will have 12 children and so on and
so forth so that they can run my farm. Child labor...
Q: I hear that you are planning tech
wars, what will that accomplish?
A: If I paid for this lunch, would you
put out?
Q: What words would you use to describe
yourself?
A: So wait, am I gonna get some?
Q: How would you sweep a girl off of
her feet?
A: With my d**k of course.
Q: What's something you wold like people
to know about you?
A: I don't like them.
Q: Do you recycle?
A: Who told you that I find my food
in the trash?! Girls are silly.
Q: Do you believe in God?
A: Did I ever tell you about the time
when my dad stole all my porn?
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Q: Do you believe in soul mates?
A: I believe in soul food.
Q: What was your childhood like?
A: All I can remember are a lot of babes
climbing through my window.
Q: What's an average day like for you?
A: Well I wake up in the morning, I
eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, go to the bathroom and wake up the next
morning.
Q: If you were President, what would
you have done during your term in office?
A: Um, um, um, are you going to eat
that?
Q: How do you feel about same sex marriages?
A: They're gay.
Q: What do you do to relax?
A: Masterbate, care to join?
Q: Why don't you like Patty?
A: She's mean. Yeah, that's true.
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