"You smell like rocks."                       "You're a pile of cells." "You got exotic eye-brows and big tits!"     "You just want me cause of my super intelligent robots." "I always thought that curry was made from the dried sweat of  an Indians' armpits." "I hate Aaron's mom, I want to rape her up the ass." "We're both just in here feeling sorry for ourselves, I think we should find each other." "Wait, were you offended when I called you easy, cause I really meant easy looking...where are you going?" "I was not staring at your chest...mmmm boobies." "Did you smell that? Cause I didn't.  KEITH DID IT OR MORGAN!"       What genes created this stud? Click here to find out!

"Look, it's 89¢ McDonald chicken sandwhiches, I can't afford not to eat here.  Good lord, these burgers have seaweed in them, they must be good for you." "Buffed, yeah." "I want to give you the kiss of death, well, more like the kiss of pass out so I can date rape you."   "I know you what you must think, but I assure you, I am all man, I am the Joshman." "I am not crying during Forrest Gump, it's just that he loved Jenny so much!" "I am not crying during Independence Day, it's just that there is so much ass kicking and it's so epic!"