| Celebrate
Good Times
Sometimes
life is real hard, but it shouldn't be for me so please make my life better
by sending me money (cash, money orders and credit cards accepted -no personal
checks please-)
When
I was a child on the reservation watching the Pale Skins go by, my grandfather,
also known as Barona's Many Moons Buffet, explained to me my destiny. He
told me, "Yellow Mole, you are special, you may never be taller than 4
feet, but you will be the one to bring our people back their pride and
gaming licenses. Go and make it so..."
And
I am on my way...for you Grandpa...
People
have called me compassionate and a great example of a human being.
But
I am just a regular Joe trying to conquer the world and to rule it with
an unyielding iron fist. What can I say? I am just too cute for words!
I
don't know where your socks are, but I'll keep looking.
Dream
a little dream of me and give yourself eternal life. I don't eat red meat
anymore but some of my friends do...what can you do besides them?
There
are two kinds of people in this whole wide world, those who do and those
who move into my house and tell me to put away my clothes like I was 8
years old again and yell at me in front of my friends, but luckily I can
have those kind of people deported cause they are illegal immigrants, I
am not mentioning any names but my mom knows what I am talking about.
Not
that I am bitter... Did
you know that Uranus is bigger than Pluto? FYI
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I am shooting down to Earth in my Spaceship of Love.
Hemorriods
are gross. (You expected to see a picture of it huh you sicko)
HAIL
ME OR PAY THE ULTIMATE CONSEQUENCES!
People
used to tell me that I looked like Lady Di, then I realized that they were
just telling me what to do. |
