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Dear Diktator

We here at Make A Diktator Foundation want to share our wisdom.  Please feel free to write us with your day to day concerns about anything.



 
 

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Dear Diktator,
     My parents used to fight a whole lot.  But then they quieted down long enough to talk about divorce.  I feel horrible!  Why do people walk down the isle and give an oath to God that they will be together through sickness and in health only to end up in court years later battling it out like they want to kill one and another?  What happened to the love? 

Separated in San Diego
Hey Separated in San Diego,
     Sounds pretty tough what you are going through and I think you aren't alone out there.  I can tell you what happened to the love, you did.  If your parents weren't tied down to you legally, morally and financially, they would not have anything to argue about.  Think of it, with all the money that they work for, most of it goes to you.  If weren't around (hint hint hint) they could be on a honey moons all year round. Twos company and threes a crowd.
 

Dear Diktator,
     My boyfriend is a year older than me and he's a senior now.  We have been dating for a year.  His friends make fun of him cause he is a virgin.  He keeps pressuring me to do it with him and I don't know if I am ready yet.  I love him with all my heart but I really was hoping to wait until I was married or at least a little more mature. 

Virgin Val
Hey Virgin Val,
      Or would the proper name be Ice Princess Cock Tease?  You don't want your boyfriend to be a laughing stock do you?  Look honey, no one waits until marriage anymore, it's a novel idea, but that's it, just an idea.  What happens if he dumped you because of this, then where would you be?  Chances are if you wait now you won't have another chance until college and I think it's better to do it now instead of losing it to some drunk guy you met at a frat party after your high school boyfriend dumped your sorry ass cause he met someone who would put out.    Put out or get out!  P.S. If you get nervous just be like jam and spread 'em!
 

Dear Diktator,
     After high school I joined the army and went to Germany.  I am all alone without my friends or family.   How can I fix this?

Stupid Soren
Hey Stupid Soren or Gay in Germany,
     You sound like a jerk with a small penis.  Stay in Germany cause no one in the states likes you either!  Just continue banging your head sergeant.
 

Dear Diktator,
     You are my hero.  How can I be a mighty Diktator like you?

Worshiping Willie
Hey Worshipping Willie,
     Sorry, but you can't be diktator because I already am diktator.  I'm going to find you and kill you because I'm destroying the competition.

Dear Diktator,
     I've been diagnosed with cancer in my lungs.  The doctors caught it too late and I am going to die.  I cry when ever I think about all things I will never get to do.  I wake up from nightmares about dying.  I can't seem to cope and I don't want to burden my parents with anymore.  I am trying to stay positive but it everything just hurts so much.  What can I do?

Dead in Weeks
Hey Dead in Weeks,
     All I can suggest is GET OVER YOURSELF!  Life will go on without you if that's what you are worried about.  Your parents can always adopt.  Get the doctors to stuff you with so many pain killers that it'll be like you are already gone.
 

Dear Diktator,
     My father recently remarried and I think that my new step mom hates me.  How do I deal with this?

Dreadful Daughter
Hey Dreadful Daughter,
     Of course she hates you.  You and her are fighting for attention from the same man.  Do what I do, eliminate your competition completely, get rid of her before she tries to do something to you.  Just make sure you have an alibi.  And if aren't 18 you are practically home free!
 

Dear Diktator,
     I think I addicted to gambling.  I am seriously in debt and don't know who or what to turn to.

Broke at Barona
Hey Broke at Barona,
     Trade one vice for another, take up on alcohol, not as expensive but just as good.

Dear Diktator,
     I go to a private school because my father is the custodial maintenance engineer there and I get to go for free.  But the kids there are stuck up and racist towards me because I am Hispanic.  I may not be able to wear brand names or drive around in fancy card like they do but my grades are just as good and I just want to belong.  Can you help solve racism in the schools?

Separated in School
Hey Separated in School,
     Sorry but no speak Taco Bell.
P.S.   Custodial Maintenance Engineer?  If he's a lowly janitor just say so and when you get knocked up after some football player convinces you that he likes you for you, come and work for me as my 'home maintenance engineer.'
 
 

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